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Jokes from Riah.

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his phone book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokie 3310. Now it is 6610.'


Ah Beng: I am proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying. They are studying him.


Ah Beng : Doctor. In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be okay.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.


Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


Ah Beng : People consider me a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have come again....


Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Why didn't the thief take the TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching the TV news...'


Ah Beng comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'


How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.


Ah Beng is in a bar and his cell phone rings. He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'


Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'you will go to jail'


Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'